first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.
They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.
the new look of adèle haenel is really special to me <3
Beautiful #Ramadan tradition in the old city of #jerusalem. The callers who go from house to house in the early hours of the morning waking up each family by name for Qiyam and s7oor. They do so in a poetic form. Imagine being woken up daily in this beautiful way. This tradition has continued from generation to generation. Bless them #palestine
i reblog this every year, but this time i need to stress that this tradition, like many others in palestine, is now under threat. these callers are currently facing harassment, fines and detainment by israeli police who say the callers are no longer allowed to practice this tradition because “settlers living in the neighbourhood had complained about the noise”, even though these callers operate in predominantly palestinian muslim neighbourhoods.
hey… so i was sexually assaulted and need to leave missouri so i can get to an abortion clinic asap.
found out 2 months after the attack that i’m 2 months along. don’t have enough money to cover moving expenses and there’s no fucking way i’m telling my transphobic parents either. my cash*pp is $marcotheraz in case you’d like to donate there instead.
NARRATIVE SONG FIGHT
the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald (gordon lightfoot)
you don't mess around with jim (jim croce)
carolina drama (the raconteurs)
the gambler (kenny rogers)
tom's diner (suzanne vega)
babooshka (kate bush)
big iron (marty robbins)
when he died (lemon demon)
your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore (john prine)
I CANT BELIEVE OP FORGOT THIS ONE (in the tags)
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
please miss: a heartbreaking work of staggering penis tales of the city tell me I'm worthless adwd aaaand just about to begin my gtn close reread bc term is finally Over
I think in parahumans world people talk abput Simurgh'd people like liberals talk about russian chaos agents or whatever. Like if you criticize the PRT online someones like 'this user has obviously been influenced by the simurgh! Stay safe and avoid misinfo <3 <3'
I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.
I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.
BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT
